Madison Mebane Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Find a place to stay

Blogged by: @iiamgj. A disgraced pastor from #AlamanceCounty, #JeffreyDuaneSmith, fled after allegedly groping a man's genitals in a local #Walmart. The #Mebane.

Dude, I love it here, even when things get cray cray n’ messy. Alright, I’m outtie. Enjoy Mebane, my bro – it's our urban beat, our home. Peace!

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