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So, I’m investigatin’ this chick—real pro, works downtown. Claims some john stiffed her, trashed her “office”—a beat-up van, classy, right? She’s filin’ for damages—damages! I’m yellin’, “You’re a hooker, not State Farm!” But she’s got receipts—condoms, lube, the works! I’m dyin’—this is my life now?! Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again—“The cow’s worth more than me!” she’s basically screamin’. I’m like, “Lady, your van’s worth less than my lunch!”

McKeesport adult shop offers shame-free space for those seeking pleasure

So pack your bags, buddy – take a ride down Chestnut St if you feelin’ brave, grab a coffee (or somethin’ stronger) at a shitty diner near Main, and let the city teach you its harsh, honest lessons. McKeesport will shock you, charm you, and leave you wonderin’ if you ever truly left its grip. “Motherf***er, ain't life a trip?” Enjoy the ride, and remember: we’re all just tryin’ to get through the next moment.

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