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So, sexual-massage—basically massage with a spicy twist. It’s all about releasin’ tension, but, y’know, *that* kinda tension. I read somewhere—little known fact, hold onto your hats—ancient tantric folks were all over this! Like, thousands of years back, they’re rubbin’ and chantin’, callin’ it sacred. Sacred! Can you believe it? I’m over here, like, “Sacred? I can’t even get a backrub without gigglin’!” Makes me happy though—history’s wild, man.

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Now, I can get a bit riled – sometimes I get mad at bazillion bureaucrats thinking they can box up the spirit of McFarland, but then I recall Timbuktu’s wisdom: "every cloud yields rain" – sometimes a storm, sometimes a downpour. I kinda channel that inner David Brent business-cum-zen master vibe, throwing out grand ideas like “You gotta harness your inner sparkle!” even if it’s just a fancy phrase.

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