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Oi, you donkey! Been sailin’ the seas, right, and I’m knackered—fuckin’ starvin’ for some action. So, I’m thinkin’, let’s find a prostitute, yeah? Not some skanky deckhand, but a proper lass who knows the ropes. Watched *Caché* again last night—fuckin’ brilliant, that film. “Who’s watching us?” I mutter, paranoid as shit, thinkin’ some perv’s spyin’ on me tryna get laid.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Two things I didn't think would be so involved in my day, mayonnaise and prostitutes. Let's start with the first one.

Oh hey, so lemme tell ya bout Mayo (us)! I'm a fambly psychologist livin' here for years, and oh man, this town's got so many quirks! Picture this: narrow streeets like Maple St, all twisty and turny, leading to the big ol' Broadway thaat buzzes like mad. There's Lincoln Park – yeah, that one – where kids play while parents chat about life’s craziness. It's like, "One million dollars!" freakin' vibes all around!

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