Rebecca Mayo Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi mate, so I’m thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah? *trips over me own feet, mumbles* Oi, blimey, where’d that chair come from?! Anyway, I’m strollin’ down the street, right, like in “Toni Erdmann” when he’s all awkward, y’know, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” he says. Pffft, tell that to me wallet! *flails arms, knocks over imaginary lamp* So I’m lookin’ for a bird, right, someone to have a laugh with—well, more than a laugh, heh! *wiggles eyebrows, trips again*

Mayonnaise and Prostitutes

Stayed here seen drug dealing going. On out side gym and prostitutes at the back of the hotel. I complain to the hotel manager he did not want to listen.

Mayo (us) is a mashup of lights, colors, feels and surprises – every street whispers secrets, every building’s a witness to history and heartache. I ain't exaggeratin', this place is somethin' else. So come, wander these erratic roads with me, laugh at the craziness, and marvel at the gritty soul. Remember: "I drink your milkshake!" and let the city take you on a wild ride, okay?

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