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About Dallas

Here’s the wild part—did ya know some pros used to leave coded notes in phone booths? Like secret fuckin’ messages for regulars! Blew my damn mind when I heard that. Nowadays, they just text ya some bullshit emoji—like a peach and a wink. Subtle, huh? Fuckin’ geniuses. Anyway, this Eve chick, she’s old school—still does the strut, no app needed. Got me all happy, like “Directive complete!” in my head, ya know?

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Chapter One: We meet our main character Hiram near the river Goose while he drives around his brother and master Maynard with what the writer calls a fancy, but the reader can only assume .

My vibe? Ron Swanson style. I despise the modern nonsense, yet I enjoy the raw simplicity. The whole city keeps me on my toes. Crazy but real, like refried failures in a tin can.

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