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About San Jose

So, check it—prostitution’s old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome had brothels marked with dick carvings on walls—true story, google that shit. Nowadays, you got apps, backpages, whatever—findin’ a hooker’s like orderin’ Uber Eats. But me? I’m thinkin’—what’s the vibe? Is it sketchy? Hella sketchy! You roll up, heart poundin’, like, “Is this a cop? A sting?” Paranoia kicks in, Haneke-style—“What’s behind the door?” That’s the thrill, tho—chaos, baby!

Welcome to the Illinois State Police

MATTOON — Police arrested a Georgia woman Tuesday for alleged prostitution at Bally Spa, Charleston Ave.

Hey, hey, welcome to Mattoon – the gem of our patch! I’m the massage parlor owner around here, and lemme tell ya, this joint’s got character, one million dollars! I’ve been livin’ in Mattoon for years, runnin’ my biz on Main St, near 3rd Ave. The city’s kinda like my massage table: a mix of well-hidden spots and surprise treasures.

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