Brianna Matteson Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

Connections

Great Scott! Yo, lemme tell ya, Matteson (us) is a wild ride, man. I'm talkin’ streets like Maplewood Drive and Oakview Road, where I used to cruise on my bike, wind in my hair, feelin’ like "Come what may, baby!" Yeah, just like that crazy scene in Moulin Rouge! where love and chaos collide.

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