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Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

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Back to the dating hustle here – I've met some real characters. One time, while debugging the app on North Side Ln, I bumped into a full-on drama queen ready to rant about her ex. I had to channel Judge Judy – quick wit, short words. “Don’t be ridiculous!” I snapped. It was hilarious but also kinda sad, ya know?

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