Eliza Maspeth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

88-year-old woman robbed of purse containing cash while walking in Maspeth: NYPD

Oh! And sorry for all the typos, im in such a hurry: lte me list ‘em: 1-litle, 2-buzzin, 3-wink, 4-mov, 5-damn, 6-chattin, 7-cafe, 8-wanna, 9-grea, 10-ool, 11-albe, 12-fren, 13-curiousy, 14-flw, 15-splatterd, 16-friggin, 17-lot’s. Ha!

Queens activists take eviction protest to Maspeth landlord's doorstep