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Here’s a quirky bit—once saw a whore smuggle a dagger in her garter, nicked it off a drunk sellsword. Clever bitch! I drink to that, ‘cause I notice these things—others don’t, too busy judgin’. Surprised me, sure, but I tipped her a gold dragon for the show. “You’re one of us now,” I’d tell her, like Tony says to Eilis in *Brooklyn*—fuckin’ poetic, right? Whores got stories, mate, layers—like me, only with better tits.

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Here is a thought provoker for you Maspethites! Growing up in Maspeth, what was the one most mischievious thing you ever did? .and I.

And seriously, let me drop a lil’ secret: there’s a back alley near 3rd Avenue that most people don’t know about. It’s got these gorgeous murals that spark joy on gloomy days. I’m talkin’ raw passion splattered on brick walls – almost as fierce as the “This mother**** is my bitch” moment in Inglourious Basterds! I live for it.

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