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Find a Prostitute—FAP, ha!—ain’t your average ticker. It’s this underground gig, not even listed on the big boards, motherfucker! Word is, some slick cats in Amsterdam cooked it up, tryna cash in on the oldest profession. I’m talkin’ dark pool tradin’, sketchy apps, the kinda shit that’d make Ida clutch her rosary and say, “Lord, forgive them.” Makes me fuckin’ angry how sneaky these bastards are—hidin’ in plain sight, rakin’ in euros while the SEC’s asleep.

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Now, I gotta confess – I’ve had those “I can’t even” moments here. I got all worked up when someone parked in the wrong zone near the community center. But, then again, every rough patch just adds flavor, ya know? Life’s a movie and every scene counts – “You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention!”

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