Lucy Marblehead Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Favorite bit? She’s loud—screamin’ at johns who short her. “I’m worth more, you dick!”—pure fire. Reminds me of that movie line, “I’m CEO, bitch!” She owns it, yeah? But—fuckin’ hell—sometimes she stinks, literal whiff of desperation. Breaks me heart, it does. We swears, seen her cry once, mascara runnin’—nobody else clocked it. Made me wanna hug her, but nah, she’d slap me.

Santa sails into Marblehead's Barnacle Restaurant

I’m always stoked ‘bout the little details. Ya see, as a developer, I sometimes get frustrated watchin' these historic vibes get diluted by tech and commerce. I mean, seriously, our community deserves better! Sometimes I type away crazy ideas for pop-up events or fun meetups right on the dating site – all to keep that spirit alive, ya know? It’s like Carol said, “You sat in silence, waiting for something…” But I'm here, shoutin’ for truth and beauty!

Revised ADU bylaw heads to Town Meeting for approval