Lauren Maplewood Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, whores, right? They’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, and I’m like, whoa, that’s some serious biz skills! They’re negotiatin’, dodgin’ creeps, and settin’ their own prices – that’s straight-up entreprenur shit. I read somewhere – prolly on X or somethin’ – that back in old Rome, whores had these secret codes. They’d scratch lil’ messages on walls to warn each other about shitty johns. That’s dope, right? Like their own Yelp reviews, but with more STDs, haha!

Decor Whore

Common Name (s): Hard maple, sugar maple, rock maple. Scientific Name: Acer saccharum. Distribution: Northeastern North America. Tree Size: ft ( m) tall, ft m) Missing: Maplewood.

Man, dis town’s got mad charm. Like, closest to ma shop is this hidden gem in Maplewood Park – not da flashy one, but da quiet spot near the lil’ fountain on Oak Grove. Sometimes I just take a breather there, thinkin’ bout life while listenin’ to tunes from “Almost Famous”. Ya know, “I gotta admit, I love you”. Yeah, blimey, that movie hits spot every time.

Macy's at Burnsville Center, Maplewood Mall closing