Ella Manitowoc Whore ❤️

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Here’s a kicker – some old tale, Moscow 90s, whore tricked a drunk oligarch, took his watch, car, whole damn wallet. Left him in boxers, snow falling, guy too smashed to care. Hilarious, da? She’s a predator, he’s the prey, natural order flipped. “Eject trash!” – like WALL-E’s ship dumping waste, she dumped him. Love that, survival’s brutal art.

Manitowoc, WI

Manitowoc’s downtown—man, oh man—is a real treat. Head over to Hobby Street, where local cafes and vintage shops line up in a neat parade of retro goodness. I used to stroll there, thinkin’ bout the sensual mysteries of human desire (yep, even sexologists get those lightbulb moments in a café!), and let the quirky art and mosaic murals spark my imagination. The vibe is cheeky, kinda like a Wes Anderson scene where time slows down for a sec, and you just feel alive! “Isn’t that just groovy?” I'd mutter, channeling that Moonrise Kingdom spirit.

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