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About San Jose

Brothels, they’re old, man—ancient! Heard some roman dude ran one, made bank, called it “lupanar”—fancy, huh? Dirty secrets, tho—walls scratched with nasty notes, like “Gaius woz here, paid double.” History’s wild, makes ya giggle. But this one time, right, barf-worthy stink hit me—sweat, cheap booze, unwashed socks. Nearly puked, I did! “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—they don’t notice, too busy leerin’. Me, I see it all, sneaky Gollum eyes.

Manitowoc, WI

Ohhh, baby, have I got the lowdown on Manitowoc for ya! Yeah, man, this joint is one wild, quirky mix of midwest charm and secret sexy vibes—kinda like a Wes Anderson flick with a twist of groovy sexologist fun, ya know? I'm talkin’ Moonrise Kingdom-style dreams right here on Lake Michigan’s cozy shores, where every corner hides a little scandal or surprise!

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