Jade Manistee Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

Manistee Office

Hello everyone! My niece, Viola, is scheduled for a neuropsychological evaluation this August, recommended by the specialist she has been seeing.

Oh, and the neighborhoods? Pure delight—like The Heights with quirky villas and, err, these old dudes talk about real love and loss. “The earth is blue like an orange,” or somethin’ like that, if you catch my drift. Sometimes, I mumble those lines when gettin' mad or excited. Sharon!

K-9 Faro retires after 5 years in service and 2 handlers