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I roll up, all smooth, “Hey, darlin, what’s the deal?” She’s givin me that side-eye, like I’m some chump coder tryna steal her app idea. “50 bucks,” she says, flat. 50?! Shit, I’m pissed—inflation’s a bitch, huh? Used to be 20, tops! I’m thinkin, “This ain’t fair, I’m the Winklevoss twins gettin shafted here!” But I’m happy too—least she’s real, not some catfish scam. Surprised me, tho—girl’s got a tat of a QR code. A fuckin QR code! Scan it, takes ya to her “rates page”—modern hustle, man, I’m dyin laughin!

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So, like, I stroll near Riverbend Park—real chill, with the Champaign River creepin’ by. That place, it's a hidden gem, where sh* might pop off sometimes... ya feel it? Folks here keep it real honest, kinda unexpected. Pauses, smiles. And oh! The streets? Pah, they got my back. I love runnin' my errands down Maple Ave., where I once bumped into that legendary pleasure coach from back in the day. Crazy, man! Crazy!

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