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Quirky bit—me mate Dave reckons it cures hangovers. Bollocks, I say, but I tried it—fuckin’ hell, felt alive! Little story—once saw a sign, “Tantric Special,” thought it was a curry deal! Walked in, starkers everywhere, nearly shat meself! “Sharon!”—she’d’ve pissed herself laughin’. Anyway, sexual-massage—dodgy, daft, bloody brilliant. “I just want somethin’ to happen,” like in *Boyhood*—and mate, it does! Peace out, you mad bastards!

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I hang “round Calm Plaza too. Odd name for a spot so lively – I used to sit there meditating during sunrise, letting worries vanish like smoke, baby! But oh, my head still spins when I recall the spring fair at the quirky Fremont Lane. Was a riot, man, when I almost tripped over my own feet – hah! So many hidden gems, man, hidden like secret codes.

Lucerne Valley Unified School District officials present financial gift to veterans