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Little-known fact: in Japan, they got this thing called Nuru massage—uses seaweed gel, slippin’ and slidin’ like you’re in a Wes Anderson dream sequence! I’m obsessed, but it’s messy, like Richie Tenenbaum’s heartbreak, yo. Gotta shower after or you’re stickin’ to everything—learned that the hard way, ruined my favorite kicks! Oh, and don’t sleep on the history—Tantra’s where it’s at, ancient India was *wild* with the sensual vibes, connectin’ body and soul. Blew my mind when I read that, like, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” but damn, Tantra’s got depth!

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Okay, so, like, oh my god, you HAVE to visit Loveland, babe. Seriously, it's like the shiznit. I, like, lived here for years and trust me, it's totally rad. So, picture this: you're cruising down Main Street (yep, that one) and suddenly you're hit with vibes that are, like, so nostalgic and edgy at the same time. I remember sitting at this cute outdoor cafe near Magnolia Avenue, thinking, "I know what you did," like from that super intense Caché movie – but, like, in a totally metaphorical way.

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