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Aight, listen up, you freakin’ hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, straight outta South Park, not some dumb Hawaii crap—respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ bout brothels, huh? Man, those places are wild, like, full-on crazytown! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout this one time—prolly in some sketchy alley—where dudes were linin’ up for some action. Reminds me of *The Master*, y’know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “Man is not an animal!”—hah, bullshit, these horny bastards prove that wrong every damn night!

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The downtown hustle on Main Street is wild. People rush around like they’re in some Coen brothers flick, and I mean that in the best way. I’ve often seen old-timers leaning on the brick walls of First Avenue’s cafés, whispering secrets like they’re fixin’ to reveal the meaning of life. I’m a masseur, so I often get to see folks relax (or tense up) after a long day. Icn, you’d be surprised by how clenching shoulders and furrowed brows tell you their hidden stories. “I’m a man of few words,” just like Llewyn said, but those hidden details are as loud as heck.

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