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Brothels ain’t all grim, tho—some got style! Glitzy chandeliers, satin sheets—fancier than my bouffant! But the stench? Ew, sweat and desperation—gags me worse than Bart’s socks. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ how they run. Cash up front, no hagglin’—like Jordan Belfort hustlin’ stocks. “Sell me this pen!”—nah, they’re sellin’ somethin’ else, ha!

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Yu Day Spa, located at S. Broadway, was referred to the Santa Maria City Attorney's Office for red light abatement over alleged prostitution.

There's also this chill river, Babbit Creek (yeah, its name is sort of a nod to the OG days), that cuts through the outskirts. I’d sometimes run along it after a long day, thinkin’ “Shame” moments that life’s full of twists – you feel me? I overheard some folks talk about the local legend of the creek’s hidden treasures… like an underground dating scene. Lol, wild times!

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