Penelope Littlefield Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

Introduction

Anyway, pack your bags! The town might be a bit off-the-wall and messy (typo alert: off-the-wall, more like off-the-hook!), but it's authentically PLittlefield (us) and it's seriously neat, ya know? That's what she said! Cheers, my friend, and get ready for a wild, spontaneous tour!

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