Penelope Litchfield Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! Now, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, but this whole thing got me thinkin’ ‘bout life, like that crazy movie *Synecdoche, New York*. You know, “What’s it all mean, huh?” So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, mindin’ my bidness, when my cousin Ray-Ray—bless his dumb heart—says, “Madea, I’m tryna find a prostitute!” I ‘bout choked on my lemon slice! I said, “Boy, you lost yo’ mind?!” He out here lookin’ for trouble like it’s a dang grocery list!

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A WALKING history tour of Lichfield about pubs, priests and prostitutes will take place on Saturday at 2pm. Cost is £3 per person. Call

I’ll admit, sometimes I get mad at the tourist surge on leaf-fall weekends. You’d think Litchfield was a hidden realm forever, so when too many people crowd around the landmarks—the historic Litchfield Inn or the scenic ridge near Highland Road—I just want to say, "Oh, come on, give it a rest!"

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