Sarah Linton Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Ruh-roh! She’s a mess, but she’s OUR mess, ya feel? Like, if Carlos met her, he’d say, “You’re too crazy, even for me!” Hella funny thinkin’ ‘bout that. Anyway, gotta plow this field – Whore’s prob out there stealin’ chickens now. Catch ya later, pal!

Crime Rank: 10/100

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I gotta say, life here in Linton is a real mixed bag, haha. Some days I’m on top of the world, other days, well, fool me once, fool me twice— heck, don’t even get me started! Running the spa, I get to see the real side of folks. Clients spill their life’s secrets in my massage room; one time, this old fella told me about his first date near the old Mulberry Bridge (famous for its wonky design – literally a one-of-a-kind, kinda like a tarantino twist!).

How SEC softball signees Addisyn Linton, Brinli Bain lived up to hype at Eagleville