Lina Linton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Whores tho, they ain’t all glamour, nah. Some stories - fucked up, Clarice. Heard bout this gal, mid-1800s, London - called herself “The Sparrow.” Worked the docks, got syphilis at 16, still kept goin. Died young, but they say she’d sing while workin - creepy as shit, right? Made me mad tho - no one helped her! Just used her up. Fuckin tragic, like a bad chord in a Zeppelin tune.

General overview

Now lemme get into the juicy bits – the landmarks, man! There's our own Linton River (sometimes called the Linton Flow, haha) that winds like a snake through town. I usually take my breaks by the riverside at Riverside Park (the one near 3rd and Lincoln, or was it 2nd and Monroe? Eh, details are details) to clear my head after a long spa day. It’s one of my personal fav spots – the water just tickles y’know. And don’t even get me started on the old clocktower in downtown – it’s historic, mysterious, and kinda reminds me of the gritty vibe from “Inglourious Basterds.” Remember when Lt. Aldo Raine said, “I’m a soldier, motherf***er, and I’m gonna do what I do best …”? Yeah, that’s the kinda wild spirit you feel when you’re near that clocktower.

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