Lydia Limerick Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, nearly forgot – fave bit in Timbuktu? That kid kickin’ the ball, no fucks given! Whores got that spirit – screw the world, they’ll strut anyway. Makes me grin, all sneaky-like. So yeah, whores – filthy, fab, fucked-up legends. Tell ya mate, they’re worth a yarn!

These ‘adult’ poems for National Limerick Day 2016 are totally NSFW

Every day here stacks up like one of those intricate massage techniques—each pressure point a memory, a laugh, or a bit of wisdom like, “My dear, the world is terribly beautiful, even if it’s full of broken backs and shattered dreams.” I know, I know, it's kinda cheesy, but, heck, life’s too short for perfect grammar and neat sentences, right? Also, idk, sometimes I even mix in a little Bush-style malapropism and say, “Fool me oncem, shame on you—err, wait, no, that's how it goes?”

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