Esme Lihue Sex Dating ❤️

About New York City

I tried it once—sex-dating, not the newspaper gig. Matched this chick, total vibe, thought I’d be Haku swoopin’ in to save her from loneliness—nah, bro, she ghosted me! Pissed me off, like, “Howl ya gonna ditch me?!” Felt like No-Face chasin’ love, tossin’ gold, gettin’ nada. But then—THEN—I hit gold with this other date. She’s all flirty, smellin’ like jasmine—pheromones, baby, science don’t lie! We’re chattin’, laughin’, I’m thinkin’, “This is it, my river spirit moment—pure magic!” And it was—hot, messy, real. Left me grinnin’ like a damn fool.

Photos of real singles for casual fun

Lihue also surprises me with unexpected moments. Like, one time, I got so mad at rude behavior on Kamehameha Road that I nearly shouted like, “I can see Russia from my house!” Then I had to laugh at myself. People say, “Calm down, doc,” but hey, passion’s in my blood.

SPRING FESTIVAL at KUKUI GROVE CENTER!