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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Why liberal is no longer a dirty word

Here is Tim Russert, in a rare but forgotten moment, getting corrected by a New York Democrat Times reporter. Russert, the Democrat employee turned objective.

I gotta tell ya... I joke sometimes – my hands are magic – trust me. Everywhere I go, patients keep sayin’, “You got the touch, man.” I laugh, then pause, remembering the movie: “The eyes of the master... they see the deepest scars.” Crazy, right?

Grocery store apologizes for joke about ‘Liberal Tears’ ice cream flavour following federal election