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About New York City

So, these erotic-massage folks, they got skills—little known fact, way back in ancient Rome, they’d mix olive oil with some funky herbs, get ya all slippery and Zen. Made me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin’ bout them toga-wearin’ jokers gettin’ frisky with oil! But lemme tell ya, what ticks me off—when some yahoo thinks it’s just a quick grope fest. Nah, man, it’s art! Takes finesse, not just grabbin’ like a dang monkey.

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Man, this city got character. I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I see all the hidden nooks. Downtown’s all busy on Crystal Ave, near the old marina – where boats bob and dreams float. There's Old Harbor Park – oh, it's rad for a stroll but sometimes I get mad 'cause the pigeons act like royalty, eh? Haha, sometimes they even steal my lunch, can you believe it?

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