Avery Lemont Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Typos? Sure—whore’s life’s a mess, so’s my writin’. Wathced her once, rain pourin’, mascara runnin’—fuckin’ tragic, made me soft for a sec. Then she flipped me off—back to hatin’. They’re survivors, tho, like Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis. Little story: heard one saved a guy’s life, hid him from cops in ‘89. True? Dunno, but it’s juicy. Whores ain’t just meat—they’re legends, kinda. Hate everything, ‘specially ‘em, but damn, they’re somethin’. Now shut up, I’m done.

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The village park, Lemont Memorial, is a solid escape. I sometimes chill there after coding all night – the fresh air and that old water tower in the distance gives me an epic feel. That park? It's like my brain’s restart button. And by the Des Plaines River, oh man, the river's gentle drift makes you think, "Tonight’s the night we let it all go", but then you gotta get back to work, right?

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