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About Dallas

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, brothel, huh? Man, I’m a prison warden, seein’ all kinda crazy, but brothels? That’s a whole ‘nother carrot patch! I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them gals, workin’ hard, y’know, like in “Amélie”—“she’s got a funny way of fixin’ things.” Ain’t that the truth? These joints, they’re old as dirt—didja know back in Pompeii they had ‘em? Yeah, legit, with freaky wall paintin’s showin’ the menu! Wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how them Roman fellas paid in coins—prolly dropped ‘em runnin’ from lava, ha!

I remember one sunny, crazy day. Walkin’ down Egbert Ave, I nearly bumped into this cool cat tellin’ me, "We’re all doomed, yet so luvvy." I got all emotional—surprised, happy, even a bit mad. Hell, sometimes folks are dense, but you know? It just makes the city spunkier.

Lee’s Summit City Council Meeting