Willow Lee's Summit Brothel ❤️❤️

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Personal quirk? I’d rather invest in bacon futures. Exaggeration? Maybe, but Brothel’s so scammy I’d swear it’s run by my ex-wife’s lawyer. Look, if ya wanna gamble, hit a casino—less STDs than this coin. Angry? Damn right—wastes my time even talkin’ bout it. Happy? Only when I imagine it crashin’ to zero. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, it’s a “solid retirement plan.” Idiots. “We live in a dream,” says “Tabu.” Brothel’s a nightmare. Stay away, or don’t—I don’t care. Hate everything anyway.

Man, let me tell ya 'bout Lee's-Summit, US style! I'm a pleasure coach here, ya know—been livin' here a few years now, and it's truly somethin’ else. I gotta say, this place sings to my soul like, "Only Lovers Left Alive!" (Jim Jarmusch style, baby!).

Possible road rage on Lee’s Summit highway ends in gunfire and crash