Sienna Laredo Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I’m out there, blazin’ a trail, and this whore tree’s got bark thicker than my ego—real talk! Prolly seen some shit, like Vikings or some lost tribe pissin’ on its trunk, back when. Little known fact, yo—whore trees, they’re like the OGs of the forest, droppin’ seeds that turn into whole damn cities of green. Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—pisses me off! People out here sleepin’ on nature, chasin’ clout, while this whore’s holdin’ it down, silent, like, “I’ve seen worse than you, fam.”

Historical precedent

"I Am a Poor Whore From Laredo," conceived on a night of insomnia, is song number Thanks for listening and, if you did, subscribing.

I gotta say, my work on the dating app gave me eyes for what moves people here. Like, folks in the Ysleta neighborhood? Their love for local art and funky street murals is off the charts, so rad! Sometimes, I get frustrated when the app glitches (ugh, tech life, amirite?!) but the city keeps me smilin'—like a bull ridin’ a wild steer!

Laredo's Fishing Derby for children with special needs returning in May