Savannah Laredo Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

But oh, the rage when she’s late! Clients screamin’, “Where’s me goods, Jack?!” Me, pacin’, mutterin’ “This is not a democracy!”—straight outta *Almost Famous*, ‘cept I ain’t got no golden god to save me. She’s a tease, ‘Whore’ is—keeps ye guessin’. Once smuggled a crate o’ parrots—squawkin’ buggers—didn’t even know ‘til they broke loose! Feathers everywhere, crew cursin’, me laughin’ ‘til I cried. “It’s the tiny little things,” I says, like that movie line, that make ‘er special.

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"I Am a Poor Whore From Laredo," conceived on a night of insomnia, is song number Thanks for listening and, if you did, subscribing.

Nuthin’ is perfect here. Honestly, 77th Street near the border buzzes with a mix of cultures, languages, and smells of amazing street tacos (omg, tacos, yum!). The spicy aroma got me all hyped every time, even makin’ me forget all the bugs I stepped on—yay nature, amirite?!

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