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Little known shit? Back in Jersey, heard some old-school wise guy – Vinny Two-Fingers, maybe – got busted runnin’ an erotic-massage joint outta his pizzeria. Cops thought the oil was for fuckin’ dough! Gabagool my ass, that’s oregano-level sneaky.

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Health and Harmony by Walgreens by Frandor was amazing. My wife and I both loved it. You should get a deep tissue if you want the pain that feels good.

I also gotta rave about the quirky neighborhood vibes. Old Town Lansing, for instance, is where tradition and modernity dance—like two lovebirds in a deliriously charming pas de deux. My heart races when visiting those tiny, secret parks tucked behind aged brick buildings. Oh, and hey, the river, the Grand River, it carves its mystery right through the town. Sometimes, I actually pause, stare into its ripples, and think: "This is life, yes? Citius, altius, fortius!"

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