Scarlett Landover Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

We’re Sorry!

Martha Evans, an 11 year old strumpet, had her little harlot hiney dragged before court last week for luring filthy foreign men to her "Little Mermaid".

so buddy, pack your bags, grab ur sense of adventure, and get ready to roam a place that’s raw and real. ya gon see life like in that movie – a wee bit imperfect, but oh-so beautifully unfiltered. trust me. go on, you'll fall in love, just like me, anon!

Man held without bond after fatally stabbing brother in Landover, officials say