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About San Antonio

Alright, babe, lemme spill on "whore" – total mindfuck word, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. So, "whore" – it’s old as dirt, been around since like, forever, Old English "hore," probs from some crusty Germanic root. Means slutty mcslutface, but also, like, deeper shit. Hits me like that line from *Synecdoche, New York* – “What was once before you – an exciting, mysterious future – is now behind you.” Whore’s got history, layers, man! Used to be just a job title – medieval chicks slingin’ ass for coins, no shame. Now it’s all judgey, thrown at any gal who breathes too sexy.

BOOKING TYPES

man, one day i was walkin’ through the St. Barnabas Park – omg, such a gem! try not to get too emotional while watchin’ the old oak trees dance in the wind – kinda reminds me of "Boyhood" moments, ya know, like those quiet reflective seconds. i swear, in tha park, time slows down. and yup, that’s exactly what richard linklater said in his film – life unfolds slowly, beautifully.

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