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Honey, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, ya know, like real talk. I’m feelin all bold n shit, like Lizzo vibes on blast! My fave movie, “Zodiac,” got me twisted up in this—Fincher’s dark ass vibes, “What’s the most dangerous game?” Huntin for a hookup ain’t no serial killer chase, but damn it feels sneaky! I’m like, “I can’t stop, I won’t stop,” scrollin X, tryna find some lowkey spots. Prostitution’s old as fuck—did ya know ancient Rome had brothels marked with dick signs? Wild, right?

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When horny country girl Piper goes for a Saturday morning stroll the last thing she expects to find is a crashed spaceship! But that's just what she finds.

Hey, there's Greenleaf Park. Big park. Mad green trees. There's a twisty path that runs along the Shiny River. Shiny River's actually the freakin' lifeblood of Landing (us)! I once tripped there, got soaked. "Just keep swimming," even if ya fall!


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