Everly Land O' Lakes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

The movie’s got this scene—“I want to touch your hand”—and I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, whore’s prolly heard that a million times, right? Cringey, but sweet. I’d be awful at the pickup lines, prolly say somethin’ dumb like, “You’re the paper to my printer!” Ugh, kill me. But whore’s got grit—takes guts to hustle like that. Makes me happy, seein’ that hustle, y’know? Reminds me of Dwight, but sexier, haha!

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

Land O’Lakes, Respecting The Past & Rooted In The Future