Gabriella Land O' Lakes Brothel ❤️

About Dallas

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re history lessons—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light gig started in the 1300s? Sailors, horny as hell, tradin coin for a quickie. Pissed me off readin how the church tried shuttin it down—hypocrites, probly sneakin in themselves! Greed is good, see? Keeps the wheels turnin, even back then.

Now, peep this: Lakeview Rd. is where I had one of my craziest dates – I mean, it was rad ‘cause the view of the lake makes you feel like you're in an art film, you know? Honestly, sometimes I'm like, “What if this is all just a set?” and then boom, there’s a surprise from Mother Nature. There’s this one spot, the little park by the river – Riverside Park, oh man, it's small but has soul. The river, it kinda reminds me of that slow, mesmerizing pace from Dogville... like "Don’t trust anyone!" but not in a negative way – just part of the mystique.

Land O’Lakes, Respecting The Past & Rooted In The Future