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About New York City

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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Lamont is a recurring non-playable character in the ToeJam & Earl series. He is the Funkopotamous, or ruler of the planet Funkotron during the time in which the series is set.

Heyyy friend! I'm so pumped to tell ya bout Lamont, us! I’m ready! This city is rad and kinda weird, y'know? Let me spill the tea.

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