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Brothels, man, they’re old as sin—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cos the girls howled for clients. Nuts, right? I stroll in, all cool, martini vibes, and this one chick—legs for days—winks at me. I’m like, “Fancy a dance, darling?” but nah, it’s all business, no soul. Pissed me off, honestly—where’s the charm? The game? Just cold cash and fake moans.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the parks: Hollis Garden Park, for instance – ya got trees, openspaces and even weird art shows sometimes. It’s like, whaddya expect? Nature mixed with urban madness, man. Took me ages to chill there. It’s dope, but then again… “You are the product of the time you live,” right?

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