Willow Lake In The Hills Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

Hooker Lake

Hooker Lake from Mt Cook Village A half day explore on a glacially fed lake with an incredible view of NZ's tallest peak.

Oh, and there's an old diner on Elm Street – Mama’s Diner, where the pie's so darn good you'll cry tears sweeter than Leta got on a country ballad. Seriously, you gotta try it! It’s a real gem hidden among a bunch of big, fancy stores that ain't got no charm.

No injuries reported after fire fully engulfs porch, spreads to home in Lake in the Hills