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What gets me goat, tho? Them prudes who scoff, “Oh, it’s filthy!” Bollocks, I say! It’s art, it’s release, it’s — crikey — bloody human! We shall fight their scorn in the parlours, in the candlelight, with every sultry stroke! Makes me happy as a pig in muck, it does. Surprised me too, first time I tried it — thought it’d be all awkward giggles, but nah, it’s like Nemo findin’ his dad, pure “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way” relief!

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Come visit, bro. You'll get that vibe, that hustle, that passionate chaos. You'll see the same streets I've encoded deep into my heart. And remember, in the words of my fave flick: "Certified Copy" – everything here is a copy of a moment, a feeling, a vibe. Lake-Zurich (us) ain't just a city; it's a heart-thumpin', sweet, rough ride. I must break you, in a good way!

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