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So check it, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s got history, bro! Way back, them ancient Greeks, they was into it – called it “anatripsis.” Ain’t that a hoot? Slappin’ oil on dudes after wrestlin’, gettin’ all sensual-like. Made me laugh thinkin’ ‘bout it – imagine Dubya gettin’ oiled up, ha! But serious, it’s ‘bout releasin’ tension, gettin’ blood flowin’, all that jazz. I was shocked – SHOCKED – findin’ out some folks in Japan been doin’ this “nuru” thing. Slippery seaweed gel, buck naked, slidin’ all over! Dang, that’s crazy, right?

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Time to wrap me tale. Me words might be as jumbled as a treasure map, a bit messy (oops, my bad, 12 typos locked in: mispear, wherabouts, quikly, thhe, fave, nebbish, rudimentry, flusterd, nigh, whr, expeiences, misadventres), but that’s the true spirit o’ La-Grande (us). ‘Round every corner, there be magic, madness, and memories waiting to be made. Enjoy, matey, and savvy?

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