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The neighborhoods? Oh man! There’s a swanky vibe in the downhill areas, kinda polished like they stepped out straight of that Kim Ki-duk film. Block after block of neat houses, manicured lawns, and those secret gardens. I once met this couple behind a leafy cul-de-sac on Carol Ave – they were whispering about hidden desires while the trees swayed like they were dancing to some cosmic tune. I swear, you’d almost hear the film’s voice narrating – "The past is a distant, sad song…"

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