Delilah Keyser Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

Keyser Söze

Specialties: premier tobacco and vape shop serving Keyser and the surrounding areas. Unbeatable prices with friendly knowledgeable staff.

Now, I spend a lotta time in neighborhoods like Parkside. People here’re real, raw, vulnerable, many carry their own wars inside. Reminds me of somethin’ from The Hurt Locker— ya know, "It’s all about the adrenaline and the fear." And hey, here I am, diving deep into feelings. Sometimes I just pause... mid-thought. I said, "This is my battleground, man!" (y'know, like in the movie, "I do what I do 'cause I’m good at it!")

Obituary | Dennis J. Keyser