Penelope Keyport Brothel ❤️

About Philadelphia

So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

Charged With Human Trafficking

Four people have been charged with performing acts of prostitution at a Route 36 spa as part of an ongoing investigation.

Ever been down to Sundown Park? It’s my fav. Grass, trees, cool spots to chill. But man, remember that time I spilled coffee there? Ugh, messy! Still, I go there over and over.

Black-owned Premo Dispensary in Keyport Celebrates 4/20 Weekend