Claire Key Biscayne Whore ❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, bouncer of filth, yesss, got a tale ‘bout this *whore*. Hiss! Seen ‘er struttin’, swayin’ hips like Rocket in *City of God* – “The hood’s alive, man!” She’s loud, brash, got no shame, workin’ corners like Lil’ Zé runnin’ slums. Sneaky, too – slippin’ through shadows, dodgin’ eyes. We hates it, don’t we? No, we loves it – juicy chaos!

Key Biscayne

I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

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